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[Feb. 11th, 2009|03:01 am] |
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Leslie ended our marriage tonight. |
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| HOW DARE ME!!! |
[Jun. 13th, 2008|03:35 pm] |
The post that used to occupy this space was inappropriate, and mean.
I do regret having aired my own personal dirty laundry at the expense of an old friend.
I still however, can't believe you had the balls to ask me to "put my bullshit aside for five minutes and have a drink with you"
I'm serious here. Do you actually listen to yourself?
Or pay attention to the people around you?
I don't know. |
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| noooooo |
[Sep. 15th, 2007|09:27 am] |
my fate is sealed
I am dead inside
can I get a round of shots |
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| More fun with zen |
[Sep. 15th, 2007|09:23 am] |
wracked with frustration
my dick is throbbing
I need an Asian massage |
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| modern haiku master |
[Sep. 15th, 2007|09:14 am] |
four hundred dollars
vomiting at work
lap dance from a murderer |
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| Didn't we learn this in the 80's? Oh wait. you weren't alive yet. |
[Aug. 28th, 2007|04:46 am] |
Cocaine, for the record, transforms otherwise brilliant stimulating people, into boring, brain dead fucks.
You may think what you have to say is interesting, unfortunately you're wrong.
The only reason anyone listens to your inane schizophrenic drivel is cause you have the eight ball.
I learned a hard lesson years ago. Any drug that puts you into a bathtub with a drop dead gorgeous slut, then makes your junior high school experience more important than fucking, is not your friend.
I'm not getting self righteous. Waste all the money and brain cells you can spare.
I just prefer you drunk.
I hate you less that way. |
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| BEST BOOK EVER!!!!! |
[Jul. 26th, 2007|07:13 am] |
Dear Livejournal
Today I read the first paragraph of the last harry potter book with a womans finger up my ass...
It was the only way she could get it back after I kicked hers. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2007|11:05 am] |
I am so seriously disappointed. I spent yet another morning falling back on our old tried and true racist jokes but tried to remember white jokes just so I could fuck with Zakkity Zack.
I remembered the one about the small dick, and the one about our inability to dance, but I was stumped.
So I came home and looked my ass off... not that I have an ass being white and all, but the best I found was:
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Genius! I feel a little proud to warrant such a clever turn of humor.
But it just went down hill from there.
here is the rest of the selection of White racist Jokes I found on the internet.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
I REALLY WANTED TO FIND THEM FUNNY!!!
I TRIED!!!
I am, however, going to shake my head in resignation. My rainbow coalition of enlightened vulgarity is truly a dream. White people own the world... IT'S TRUE.
We own it cause we're smarter than you. |
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| On being a NAZI |
[Jul. 3rd, 2007|04:50 pm] |
Seriously people. If I'm such a NAZI, why do I spend all my time hanging out with fagots, kikes, niggers, and retards?
I am beginning to think that NAZI is just a blanket term for "that persons philosophy frightens me cause it threatens my candy coated dreams for the future but I don't have enough of a brain to articulate my arguments."
Fuck it, I think I perfected this rant a few years ago when it still held my interest. |
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| Fuck VNV Nation! Let's kill! |
[Jun. 12th, 2007|06:41 pm] |
The bad news is: I can't make it to VNV.
The good news is: I'll be in Chicago instead.
The war on sanity resumes on Sunday. |
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| Brutal Insanity!!! |
[Jun. 2nd, 2007|01:49 pm] |
I want to go on a bike ride to the west bank so I can eat popeye's and get afro samurai!
You have one hour to respond.
Lux? |
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[May. 27th, 2007|06:22 am] |
Have you ever lubed up a vintage STAR WARS Boba Fett action figure, placed your erect tiny wiener in its arms, and stroked yourself to pleasure while screaming "GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL RILEY MASON YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL USED UP BEFORE I GET TO GIVE YOU A PEARL NECKLACE"?
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yeah...
me neither |
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| suprize suprize |
[May. 17th, 2007|09:34 pm] |
| You Are 98% Evil | 
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! |
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