Dj BlackOps

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2009-02-11T09:01:55Z

Leslie ended our marriage tonight.

Just plain eerie.

2008-06-29T11:30:50Z

HOW DARE ME!!!

2008-06-13T20:37:40Z

The post that used to occupy this space was inappropriate, and mean.

I do regret having aired my own personal dirty laundry at the expense of an old friend.

I still however, can't believe you had the balls to ask me to "put my bullshit aside for five minutes and have a drink with you"

I'm serious here. Do you actually listen to yourself?

Or pay attention to the people around you?

I don't know.

I have figured out how to make demotivational posters

2008-02-27T10:55:13Z

And the world suffered with me

noooooo

2007-09-15T14:31:10Z

my fate is sealed

I am dead inside

can I get a round of shots

More fun with zen

2007-09-15T14:25:55Z

wracked with frustration

my dick is throbbing

I need an Asian massage

haiku's for the modern age

2007-09-15T14:23:58Z

puppies and kittens

cannot compete with

heroin and anal sex

modern haiku master

2007-09-15T14:16:02Z

four hundred dollars
vomiting at work
lap dance from a murderer

Didn't we learn this in the 80's? Oh wait. you weren't alive yet.

2007-08-28T09:57:33Z

Cocaine, for the record, transforms otherwise brilliant stimulating people, into boring, brain dead fucks.

You may think what you have to say is interesting, unfortunately you're wrong.

The only reason anyone listens to your inane schizophrenic drivel is cause you have the eight ball.

I learned a hard lesson years ago. Any drug that puts you into a bathtub with a drop dead gorgeous slut, then makes your junior high school experience more important than fucking, is not your friend.

I'm not getting self righteous. Waste all the money and brain cells you can spare.

I just prefer you drunk.

I hate you less that way.

BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!

2007-07-26T12:18:26Z

Dear Livejournal

Today I read the first paragraph of the last harry potter book with a womans finger up my ass...

It was the only way she could get it back after I kicked hers.

levihatesyou @ 2007-07-23T11:05:00

2007-07-23T16:25:15Z

I am so seriously disappointed. I spent yet another morning falling back on our old tried and true racist jokes but tried to remember white jokes just so I could fuck with Zakkity Zack.

I remembered the one about the small dick, and the one about our inability to dance, but I was stumped.

So I came home and looked my ass off... not that I have an ass being white and all, but the best I found was:

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Genius! I feel a little proud to warrant such a clever turn of humor.

But it just went down hill from there.

here is the rest of the selection of White racist Jokes I found on the internet.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

I REALLY WANTED TO FIND THEM FUNNY!!!

I TRIED!!!

I am, however, going to shake my head in resignation. My rainbow coalition of enlightened vulgarity is truly a dream. White people own the world... IT'S TRUE.

We own it cause we're smarter than you.

On being a NAZI

2007-07-03T22:31:58Z

Seriously people. If I'm such a NAZI, why do I spend all my time hanging out with fagots, kikes, niggers, and retards?

I am beginning to think that NAZI is just a blanket term for "that persons philosophy frightens me cause it threatens my candy coated dreams for the future but I don't have enough of a brain to articulate my arguments."

Fuck it, I think I perfected this rant a few years ago when it still held my interest.

Fuck VNV Nation! Let's kill!

2007-06-12T23:45:28Z

The bad news is: I can't make it to VNV.

The good news is: I'll be in Chicago instead.

The war on sanity resumes on Sunday.

Bwahahahah!!!!

2007-06-07T20:50:14Z

Brutal Insanity!!!

2007-06-02T18:50:45Z

I want to go on a bike ride to the west bank so I can eat popeye's and get afro samurai!

You have one hour to respond.

Lux?

levihatesyou @ 2007-05-27T06:22:00

2007-05-27T11:31:51Z

Have you ever lubed up a vintage STAR WARS Boba Fett action figure, placed your erect tiny wiener in its arms, and stroked yourself to pleasure while screaming "GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL RILEY MASON YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL USED UP BEFORE I GET TO GIVE YOU A PEARL NECKLACE"?

...

yeah...

me neither

Actually its gunday

2007-05-20T11:03:31Z

suprize suprize

2007-05-18T02:34:58Z

You Are 98% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

I know how you feel buddy

2007-05-17T19:22:28Z

I am converting, I am now a CATANIST!

2007-05-17T09:54:13Z

TAKE THAT!

2007-05-16T00:30:34Z

At least something is bringing a smile to my face these days.

To my darling sister

2007-04-28T11:58:13Z

I am SO off the hook.

You really don't know me all that well now, but you were my roommate for sixteen years, and you have visited me occasionally, so...

Has there ever been a point in my life when I wanted children?

Has there ever been a point in my life when I advocated breeding?

Has there ever been a point in my life when I didn't resent ANYONE for trying to make me something I am not?

I take responsibility for my own actions. I examine those around me. I judge people as fit, or unworthy. I manipulate my enemies, destroy all who stand in my path. embrace, and protect the ones who truly love me for who, and what I am...

And always have been.

I want to visit y'all, cause you people are like a petri dish.

I have been an actualized human since before you were born. Since I was too small and weak to provide for, or defend myself.

YOU were the first baby I didn't want to kill on sight.

I remember squirming in the chair at the freshly built Altamont Kingdom hall, looking for a sign of my first crush, Kimberly Ernie, when I saw an infant. Mama was pregnant. We had just moved into the house in Midland.

I wanted to crush it's soft mewling skull to see what was inside.

If they want more people to destroy, you are going to have to make them yourself.

I have beach houses, flat screen t.v.'s, and college educations to buy myself. I have ideas to pass on and need the money to do it.

On that note.

Did you ever wonder why I was so damn smart, but such a horrible student?

I realized, in the fourth grade, everything I was really interested in from literature to forensics, would require higher education.

You should remember the anger and horror on my face when the fucking "organization" advocated college in "our kingdom ministry".

I was seventeen. I was a senior in high school. I still believed there were apocalypses that couldn't be survived. I blew every scholarship I could easily have received.

Do you remember how every time mama and papa met with my teachers they said "he is so smart, he just won't apply himself"?

THAT IS WHY!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF APPLYING YOURSELF IN SCHOOL IF YOU ARE GOING TO WITNESS THE APOCALYPSE, THEN REBUILD A PARADISE EARTH (As long as you can stop touching yourself)?

I was fucked.

I am unfucking myself.

I hope you do a better job than mama and papa...

Sorry for getting all harsh.

Grandkids... not my job.

See you before the harvest.

Levi

And I am DONE!

2007-04-18T22:16:06Z

Highlights included:

Making a stripper fall on her ass mid dance.

Bouncing a dollar off another one's face.

Doing loogie yoyo's on some big dudes arm.

Trying to fight previously mentioned dude and failing cause he ran away.

Attempted theft of Monica's star of David necklace.

Attempted theft of Lux.

Getting kicked out of Flanagan's for the second time... By Dan again... for fighting some big mouthed bitch from Razoo... Again.

And pissing off everyone I know in some way, shape, or form.

That is just the shit I remember.

Miso and sulking soon to come.

levihatesyou @ 2007-04-17T10:02:00

2007-04-17T15:16:34Z

This morning, while walking up Canal street, I passed the statue of Ignatius J. Reilly for perhaps the hundredth time.

I wondered to myself, "how many of the residents of this city actually know who he is?"

I giggled to myself, and thought, "how perfect is this".

Who is Ignatius J. Reilly?

Serendipity.

I also went into McDonald,s (political debate deleted) and heard a big, black woman behind the counter refer to an Egg McMuffin(tm) as a "bacon egg an cheese excep wit tha Canadian kind a bacon.

Home feels like home again.

Only one thing missing.

You.

LOLIAIA!

2007-04-04T00:42:54Z